WELL, what are you looking??? for any description, shame of yourself, you should have understood from the title!!!
now go ahead, find the meaning for the words you used in college, but never knew the true meaning!!!
BARS: most popular social place, more popular than WORK
BEER: relaxing liquid beverage - widely available
BIKE: mode of transport which means it's gonna RAIN as soon as you get outside the door
BILL: piece of paper laying claim to a big chunk of your grant
BOOK: a means by which to prop up a wobbly table
BORE: another word for lecturer
CALL: something you do to your parents when you run out of DOSH
CARS: another, more expensive, mode of transport, has a drawback - see PARK
CLUB: something you join at the start of the year, but never go to
COOK: something your mum does when you go HOME
COPY: thing which (of course) no-one does with their homework and lecture notes
DOOR: thing you get slammed in your face at job interviews
DOSH: something you never seem to have enough of
DOZE: popular past-time, especially in lectures
EXAM: written bluffing test, now standard at end of each semster
FILE: cardboard device for mixing up lecture notes
FOOD: luxury only affordable upon receipt of grant
FREE: denotes something which is just within a students price-range
HEAD: part of physical person which appears to spin after excessive BEER
HOME: almost heavenly place visited about every three months, usually as a FREE guest
HOST: the only person at the house-warming, who doesn't end up sleeping in a bed
KEYS: things which have the habit of disappearing more often than anything
LAZY: label, given by lecturers, to the hardest WORKing students
LIES: another word for the excuses given as you why you want an extension
LIFE: as yet, defies definition
NAME: the one thing you can never remember about the person who you're TALKing to
PARK: one thing you can't do with CARs after 09:10 weekdays
PASS: unfortunately this is not accepted in University examinations as an answer
PENS: writing implement which'll stop working as soon as you haven't got a spare
POND: pathetic attempt to distract people from the amount of concrete on campus
POST: thing you get from your parents asking you why you haven't phoned
QUID: approx. amount of spending money left out of your grant after paying BILLs
RAIN: thing which happens as soon as you start cycling or after you've put washing out to dry
READ: means by which to cure insommnia, esp with respect to TEXT BOOKs
ROOM: something else students don't get much of, esp. in residences
SIZE: this is NOT important
TALK: means by which students discuss anything but WORK
TERM: naughty word that you shouldn't say anymore - that's offical
TEXT: recommended, heavy, paper-based object which is usually the most boring in that subject
TIME: something which you think you'll always have enough of, but invariably don't
TYPE: one thing most students actually do end up doing for long periods of TIME
WALK: method of movement which becomes less co-ordinated after BEER
WANT: something which students end up doing a lot of.. see DOSH, HEAT, FOOD etc..
WEEK: this lasts seven days in the real world, but here seems to last less than five minutes
WORD: something you are not allowed to utter one of during lectures
WORK: Disgusting word - rumoured to be very unpleasant
YEAR: length of time it takes to shake off the BOREs you met in week one
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